Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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