WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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