I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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