Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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