were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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