Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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