Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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