in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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