Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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