McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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