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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:06am

    1) no girl is impressed or unimpressed by ejaculate 2) no guy who uses the phrase "stomach pancakes" would impress a girl

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:51am

    She wasn't impressed...make love, not porn

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:51am

    This has to be one of the dumbest slang terms I have ever heard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:12am

    Semen. He's talking about his freaking seminal fluid. There, I just saved you 3 boobless hours.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:24am

    I'm hoping that the pull out method works - you should not procreate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:20am

    Toronto !! Gotta love my city!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:52am

    trust me, she wasn't.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:37pm

    How do we know OP doesn't mean that his mom walked in right as he finished ladling the batter onto his own stomach?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:01am

    What's stomach pancakes?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:05am

    had to read it twice, fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 25, 10 at 2:42pm

    It's on her stomach because he pulled out fast.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:04pm

    she must have been a whale to have that much stomach area

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:15am

    I read it twice, too. Love it haha!! You guys should be proud!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:04pm

    HAHAHA 9:12 i want you to know i've never posted on this site but that family guy reference made me laugh out loud. Roadhouse.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:40pm

    i totally didnt even get this until 9:12 explained it! and no, i doubt she was even mildly impressed! mine always goes on my face or boobs!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:15am

    Pancake...white batter...into ze stomach...still confused?

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    Submitted by jcsport96 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:02pm

    Thank you 10:06 i agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:51am

    Just a few things... Why didn't you get her tits or her face??? Must have been boring if it was on her stomach. If she loved you she'd want to swallow it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:41am

    Are stomach pancakes the same as the pancake booties the white girls have?