in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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