just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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