He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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