No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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