A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i think i have two assholes
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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