Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this boner is exhausting
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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