Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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