Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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