she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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