K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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