remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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