you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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