just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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