i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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