Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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