A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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