Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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