Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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