how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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