what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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