Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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