I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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