everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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