What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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