But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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