I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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