youre lurking in front of me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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