How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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