Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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