My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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