this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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