reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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