You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ketchup is God's man juice
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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