Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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