After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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