we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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