Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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