oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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