Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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