Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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